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Rihanna’s film debut is a memorable one. The Barbadian singer is wet for much of Battleship, her Navy uniform is uncommonly flattering, and the majority of her dialogue is composed of exclamations. It’s a veritable master class in one-line utterances. Most of her lines fall into one of several categories: sassy (“Get up, princess!”), confused (“What the hell is that?”), or surprisingly competent  (“Contact two miles out”). But enough of this. Let Rihanna speak for herself.

• “What’s wrong with you, drama queen?

• “Get up, princess! Come on!”

• “Typical”

• “Shut up. Shut up.”

• “Oh, this gon’ be sweet. He hates the man.”

• “You go mess with him and see what happens!”

• “Chicken!”

• “Kentucky Fried Chicken!”

• “You look like Colonel Sanders, actually.”

• “Yo, Saunders, ever been in a department run by some kind of Donald Trump/Mike Tyson mutant combo?”

• “Nothing, sir.”

• “If you did, it was only in reference to the fact the you both project great physical intensity, sir.”

• “I got something, sir, on my camera.”

• “I don’t know.”

• “Is this some kind of exercise?”

• “You ever seen anything like this?”

• “Weird, man.”

• “Real bad idea, Lieutenant.”

• “Lieutenant, get up.”

• “Lieutenant.”

• “Come on, you with me?”

• “Come on, squared away?”

• “What the hell is that?”

• “Ahhhhhhh!”

• “Ahhhhhhh!”

• “What happened?”

• “What?”

• “Who’s in charge?”

• “Fire control’s offline. I need three minutes.”

• “(Heavy sigh)”

• “My dad said they’d come. Said it my whole life. He said one day we’d find them, or they’d find us. Know what else he said? He said, I hope I ain’t around when that day comes.”

• “No, sir!”

• “Nothing, sir, nothing.”

• “Yo, hey!”

• “Come on, come on, come on.”

• “Mahalo, motherfu—”

• “What the hell is that?”

• “Sir.”

• “Roger, Echo 1-1.”

• “Box 24. Ready to fire.”

• “India 3-7, locked.”

• “Sir, we’re hot over here. We’re good to go, let’s light ‘em up.”

• “Tango 1-9, loaded.”

• “Whiskey 2-5.”

• “Negative, sir, it’s moving all over the place. I can’t get a line on it.”

• “Sucker’s really jumping around.”

• “40 minutes sir.”

• “Contact is seven minutes out and closing fast.”

• “Contact two miles out.”

• “Contact ETA 21 seconds.”

• “Boom.”

• “Yeah!”

• “Get up!”

• “Let’s go!”

• “Go, go, go!”

• “Yes, sir.”

• “Oh yes sir.”

• “Awesome.”

• “Sir, we’ll be in weapons range in five minutes.”

• “Aimed at target.”

• “Sir, that’s the wrong direction!”

• “Sir.”

• “Coordinates.”

• “Elevation.”

• “Come on, take the picture, Beast.”

• “Navy!”

• “Come on, Hopper!”

• “Look dapper!”

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